Daily Wit and Wisdom

[kcshocker11]

"The Russians have a *p*u*s*s*Y Riot. We have Dick Armey. Who exactly won the Cold War again?" ~~ Charles Pierce

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[kcshocker11]

While I recognize the necessity for a basis of observed reality... true art lies in a reality that is felt.
Odilon Redon

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Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired.
Robert Kennedy

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[Ixiah]

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.

- Phyllis Diller

[kcshocker11]

For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.
Audrey Hepburn

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[kcshocker11]

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!
Audrey Hepburn

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Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

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Robert Frost

[pinstripers]

My doctor told me that I needed to get more fiber in my diet, so I am switching from vanilla ice cream to chocolate chip.....

[kcshocker11]

Now that I'm gone, I tell you, don't smoke.
Yul Brynner

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[kcshocker11]

Our country is now geared to an arms economy bred in an artificially induced psychosis of war hysteria and an incessant propaganda of fear.
Douglas MacArthur

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[SB Shock]

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Psalm 109:8

⁸ Let his days be few,
And let another take his office.

[kcshocker11]

We want everybody to act like adults, quit playing games, realize that it's not just my way or the highway.
Barack Obama

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[kcshocker11]

We are the people our parents warned us about.
Jimmy Buffett

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[kcshocker11]

I alwaysliked characters that were more grounded in reality.
Clint Eastwood

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[kcshocker11]

Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick people year in and year out the way I did, I think that was a much greater feat.

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Bob Uecker