Daily Wit and Wisdom

[SB Shock]

God works wonders now and then; Behold! a lawyer, an honest man. -- Ben Franklin

[WstateU]

Oh Lord! :roll:

Feds Spent $800,000 of Economic Stimulus on African Genital-Washing Program

http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/75198

[SB Shock]

Oh Lord! :roll:

Feds Spent $800,000 of Economic Stimulus on African Genital-Washing Program

http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/75198

Maybe Barack Hussein Obama motto is "Clean Balls are happy balls"?

[ISASO]

"Let's not play games. What I was suggesting – you're absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith."

Barack Hussein Obama

Aren't clean balls required of good Muslim boys?

[WuDrWu]

Oh Lord! :roll:

Feds Spent $800,000 of Economic Stimulus on African Genital-Washing Program

http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/75198

If one allows one's mind to wander a bit......

I'm curious if our attempts to educate the African continent on proper genital care and various forms of "family planning" (that the left is so eager to teach) were a little more successful say around 50 years ago, if we would be in the same shitter we currently occupy.

Intriguing.......

[SB Shock]

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called Walking. -- G.W. Bush

[kcshocker11]

We have two kids, my wife and myself.
Thelonious Monk

8)

[kcshocker11]

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West

8)

[ISASO]

"The American People will never knowingly adopt Socialism. Under the name of "liberalism" they will adopt every segment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation without knowing how it happened."

Norman Thomas

[SB Shock]

One man with courage makes a majority. -- Andrew Jackson

[kcshocker11]

"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence." Albert Einstein

8)

[SB Shock]

DNA is like a computer program but far, far more advanced than any software we've ever created. - Bill Gates

[kcshocker11]

I'll bet my badge that we haven't seen the last of those weirdies.
Lt John Harper "Plan 9 from Outer Space"

Plan 9? Ah, yes. Plan 9 deals with the resurrection of the dead. Long distance electrodes shot into the pineal and pituitary gland of the recently dead.
The Ruler "Plan 9 from outer Space"

8)

[kcshocker11]

A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense of everything else.
Bette Davis

8)

[SB Shock]

The law is only sure protection of the weak, and the only efficient restraint upon the strong. -- Millard Fillmore