Daily Wit and Wisdom

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Doctor-Patient Affair--An Ethical Dilemma
A well respected doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."
But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering: "You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard."

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Overheard one day in a prison somewhere in Massachusetts:
Aaron Hernandez: Hi, I'm Aaron, and I'm your new cellmate. I used to be a tight end. Cellmate: We'll fix that

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The Wizard of Oz talking to the cowardly lion: "You are under the unfortunate delusion that simply because you run away from danger you have no courage. You're confusing courage with wisdom"

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