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  • ‎"I am the poorest guy in the senate. There are 100 senators and I have the least amount of money. But, I have equal power."
    Joe Biden
    :positive:
    I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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    • In 1987, Miles Davis was invited to a White House dinner by Ronald Reagan. Few of the guests appeared to know who he was. During dinner, Nancy Reagan turned to him and asked what he'd done with his life to merit an invitation. Straight-faced, Davis replied:
      "Well, I've changed the course of music five or six times. What have you done except f@#k the president?"
      :eek-new:

      I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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        • A functioning police state needs no police.
          William S Burroughs
          :listening_headphone
          I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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          • "Sir, I am doing wrong. Practicing to kill people is against my religion."
            Alvin York, speaking of target practice at human silhouettes.:loyal:
            I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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            • Lead from the front.
              Audie Murphy
              :smilet-digitalpoint
              I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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              • Our souls may lose their peace and even disturb other people's, if we are always criticizing trivial actions - which often are not real defects at all, but we construe them wrongly through our ignorance of their motives. Saint Teresa
                :bee:
                I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                • Newman's first law: It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down. Paul Newman
                  :positive:
                  I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                  • “Newman's second law: Just when things look darkest, they go black.”
                    Paul Newman
                    :positive:
                    I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                    • Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning.
                      Erwin Rommel:tyrannosaurus:
                      I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                      • Funeral by funeral, theory advances.
                        Paul Samuelson
                        :onthego:
                        I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                        • I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.
                          Jimmy Buffett
                          :apple:
                          I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                          • "If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter." George Washington
                            :watermelon:
                            I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                            • "I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them." George H. W. Bush
                              :gorilla:
                              I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                              • Secretary of Defense Gates giving the White House advise on a new "Strategic Communication Approach":


                                “‘Shut the f@*k up,’ the defense secretary said.”

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