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**ShockTalk** · April 8, 2012, 10:03 PM

Originally posted by kcshocker11 View Post

Yes

I can see his smug look now. Benito would have been glad that someone would still give a crap for what spewed from his pie hole.

**kcshocker11** · April 8, 2012, 10:24 PM

George Santayana
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it"

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**kcshocker11** · April 9, 2012, 10:02 PM

It does not require many words to speak the truth.

Chief Joseph

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**kcshocker11** · April 13, 2012, 10:47 PM

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Fred Allen

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**kcshocker11** · April 14, 2012, 08:58 PM

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.

Fred Allen

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**kcshocker11** · April 15, 2012, 10:29 PM

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done. Fred Allen

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**kcshocker11** · April 16, 2012, 10:25 PM

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.

Fred Allen

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**kcshocker11** · April 17, 2012, 07:18 AM

Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.
Fred Allen

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**Ixiah** · April 17, 2012, 09:25 AM

In idleness there is loss and dire poverty, because idleness is the mother of famine

Book of Tobit 4:13

**kcshocker11** · April 19, 2012, 09:56 PM

When will our consciences grow so tender that we will act to prevent human misery rather than avenge it?
Eleanor Roosevelt

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**kcshocker11** · April 19, 2012, 10:00 PM

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**kcshocker11** · April 20, 2012, 10:09 PM

I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say "figment."
Andy Warhol

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**SB Shock** · April 22, 2012, 06:32 PM

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**kcshocker11** · April 22, 2012, 08:46 PM

The truth is whatever people will believe
Roger Ailes Pres of Fox News

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**kcshocker11** · April 23, 2012, 08:54 PM

I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
Steven Wright

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