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  • My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
    Spike Milligan
    8)
    I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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    • Bin Laden does reprehensible activities, and we should surely take care of that by killing him as soon as we can. But he's not an irrational man. He's a very worthy enemy. He's an enemy to worry about.
      Michael Scheuer
      8)
      I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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      • I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
        Warren Buffett

        8)
        I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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        • The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
          Albert Einstein
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          I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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          • He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
            Friedrich Nietzsche
            8)
            I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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            • A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.
              David Brinkley
              8)
              I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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              • Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions.
                Edgar Cayce
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                I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                • Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
                  Oscar Wilde
                  8)
                  I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                  • “When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.” - Sinclair Lewis
                    8)
                    I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                    • Originally posted by kcshocker11
                      “When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.” - Sinclair Lewis
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                      "The American people will never vote for socialism, but under the name of liberalism the American people will adopt every fragment of the socialist program." -American socialist, Norman Thomas

                      kc, would you say that we are closer to Fascism or Socialism in this country right now?
                      "Don't measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should accomplish with your ability."
                      -John Wooden

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                        I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                        • Don't fight the problem, decide it.
                          George C. Marshall
                          8)
                          I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                          • Whiskey - I like it, I always did, and that is the reason I never use it.
                            Robert E. Lee
                            8)
                            I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                            • The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page.
                              Saint Augustine
                              8)
                              I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                              • Almost everything I've done, I've done through my own creativity. I don't think I ever had to listen to anyone else to learn how to play drums. I wish I could say that for about ten thousand other drummers.
                                Buddy Rich
                                8)
                                I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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