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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. ~George Carlin
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8)A champion is afraid of losing. Everyone else is afraid of winning.
Billie Jean KingI have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.Comment
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8)Get mad, then get over it.
Colin PowellI have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.Comment
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
George Carlin
Let's hope he can hit a D-1 Curve ball!
"God gave us the ability to reason, not religion" http://www.deism.com/
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There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
George Carlin
Let's hope he can hit a D-1 Curve ball!
"God gave us the ability to reason, not religion" http://www.deism.com/
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8)Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Oscar WildeI have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.Comment
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8)He dares to be a fool, and that is the first step in the direction of wisdom.
James HunekerI have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.Comment
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I've never claimed divinity, I've never claimed purity of soul. I've never claimed to have the answer to the life... I only put out songs and answer questions as honestly as I can, but only as honestly as I can, no more, no less.
John LennonComment
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When you hear somebody justifying a war by citing the Almighty, I get a little worried, frankly.
Ron Reagan
8)I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.Comment
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
Let's hope he can hit a D-1 Curve ball!
"God gave us the ability to reason, not religion" http://www.deism.com/
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The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
George Carlin
Let's hope he can hit a D-1 Curve ball!
"God gave us the ability to reason, not religion" http://www.deism.com/
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When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
George Carlin
Let's hope he can hit a D-1 Curve ball!
"God gave us the ability to reason, not religion" http://www.deism.com/
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We are put on this earth to have a good time. This makes other people feel good. And the cycle continues.
Wolfman JackI have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.Comment
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I am the liberals' worst nightmare!
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Loveless Hentchman: [Doing Karate moves] I learned that from a China man
Capt. James West: [Kickes up a shovel and hits him in the face] I just made that up. " The Wild Wild West"
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