Daily Wit and Wisdom

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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields

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I never apologize.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

- Homer J. Simpson

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You always admire what you really don't understand.
Blaise Pascal

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Everybody loves you when you're six foot in the ground.
John Lennon

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I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs. And I said, I gotta use that one.
Paul Simon

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"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm

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Writing, I'm convinced, should be a subversive activity - frowned on by the authorities - and not one cooed over and praised beyond common sense by some teacher.
Dan Simmons

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I think that basketball players should get the job done no matter how it looks on the screen.
Oscar Robertson

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[Maggie]

I don’t know why I am posting this but away we go:

"American men, who weep in droves in movie houses, over the woes of lovestruck shop girls, hold that weeping in men is unmanly. I have found most men in whom there was depth of experience, or capacity for compassion, singularly apt to tears. How can it be otherwise? One looks and sees: and it would be a kind of impotence to be incapable of, or to grudge, the comment of tears, even while you struggle against it. I am immune to soap opera. But I cannot listen for any length of time to the speaking voice of Kirsten Flagstad, for example, without being done in by that magnificence of tone that seems to speak from the center of sorrow, even from the center of the earth."

Whittaker Chambers

[Maggie]

One more:

Because half a dozen grasshoppers under a fern make the field ring with their importunate chink, whilst thousands of great cattle... chew the cud and are silent, pray do not imagine that those who make the noise are the only inhabitants of the field...

Edmund Burke

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When great changes occur in history, when great principles are involved, as a rule the majority are wrong.
Eugene V. Debs

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[Maggie]

When great changes occur in history, when great principles are involved, as a rule the majority are wrong.
Eugene V. Debs

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Debs? Reallly? You can do better.

[wu_shizzle]

When great changes occur in history, when great principles are involved, as a rule the majority are wrong.
Eugene V. Debs

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So you won't be voting for Obama again, right?

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FARRAKHAN: "I warn my brother do you let these wicked demons move you in a direction that will absolutely ruin your future with your people in Africa and throughout the world...Why don't you organize a group of respected Americans and ask for a meeting with Qaddafi, you can't order him to step down and get out, who the hell do you think you are?

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When great changes occur in history, when great principles are involved, as a rule the majority are wrong.
Eugene V. Debs

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Debs? Reallly? You can do better.

I don't really think, I just walk.
Paris Hilton

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