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  • Age considers; youth ventures.
    Rabindranath Tagore
    8)
    I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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    • Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime.
      G. Gordon Liddy
      8)
      I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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      • If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
        W. C. Fields
        8)
        I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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        • I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world.
          Thomas A. Edison
          8)
          I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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          • The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
            Humphrey Bogart

            8)
            I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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            • Originally posted by kcshocker11
              I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world.
              Thomas A. Edison
              8)
              Edison also refused to pay Tesla's promised wages stating, "you don't understand our American humor." I'm sure Edison preferred bullying his "friends in overalls" to sucking up to the "kings of the world."
              Livin the dream

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              • Life is wasted on the living.
                Douglas Adams
                8)
                I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                • One-fifth of the people are against everything all the time.
                  Robert Kennedy
                  8)
                  I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                  • I maintain that, if everyone knew what others said about him, there would not be four friends in the world.
                    Blaise Pascal
                    8) :posterwsu:
                    I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                    • I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
                      Johnny Carson
                      8)
                      I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                      • It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.
                        Jackie Mason
                        8)
                        I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                        • My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
                          Ellen DeGeneres
                          8)
                          I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                          • They're multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off."
                            - Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air Force nearly $1000 for an ordinary pair of pliers.
                            8)
                            I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                            • If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
                              Abigail Van Buren
                              8)
                              I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                              • I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies.
                                Thomas Jefferson
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                                I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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