Any news on Orukpe?

[Steeleshocker]

Someone once tried to explain to Ehimen that a dunk is not the most elegant way to score points in basketball. This has been recorded in history as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

[The Mad Hatter]

Ehimen's tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately the only way to make him cry is to make him laugh uncontrollably. Scientists have determined the best way to do this is to show him a P'Allen Stinnett highlight tape.


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Ironically, Stinnett would spontaneously combust if the tears touched him, since they do get rid of cancers.

[Maggie]

Ehimen's tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately the only way to make him cry is to make him laugh uncontrollably. Scientists have determined the best way to do this is to show him a P'Allen Stinnett highlight tape.


:clap: :wsu_posters: :yahoo: :clap:

Ironically, Stinnett would spontaneously combust if the tears touched him, since they do get rid of cancers.

Excellent point and considering the new direction this thread is taking I may have to retract my previous post about hype.

[Uncle Rico]

re:

I heard that when his muscles get sore Icy Hot isn't strong enough. Instead, he rubs in liquid hot MAGMA.

[RoyalShock]

Re: re:

I heard that when his muscles get sore Icy Hot isn't strong enough. Instead, he rubs in liquid hot MAGMA.

This is an egregious falsehood. EO's muscles don't get sore, they get even.

[Steeleshocker]

One time, a cobra bit Ehimen in the leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

[HockeyShock]

Ehimen jumps so high that every day before practice he has to call the FAA and get clearance for Class A airspace.

:clap: :wsu_posters: :yahoo: :clap:

[Txlen]

What is this thread about anyway? It has lost its way in the wilderness.

Oh, that is right, it is about EO (Equal Opportunity), isn't it?

[SpanglerFan316]

I sure hope he can play.

I sure hope he signs another LOI. :D

After reading this thread, he'll sign a LOL. :lol:

[shox8498]

Ehimen's tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately the only way to make him cry is to make him laugh uncontrollably. Scientists have determined the best way to do this is to show him a P'Allen Stinnett highlight tape.


:clap: :wsu_posters: :yahoo: :clap:

There are some very good P'AS highlights if you dig through all of the original Planet of the Apes films. Probably enough to keep him laughing for an entire basketball season.

[ShockerInKC]

Ehimen has counted to infinity... twice!

[Aargh]

Ehimen has counted to infinity... twice!

And proved that it was a prime number.

[SubGod22]

Ehimen's tears can cure cancer. Unfortunately the only way to make him cry is to make him laugh uncontrollably. Scientists have determined the best way to do this is to show him a P'Allen Stinnett highlight tape.


:clap: :wsu_posters: :yahoo: :clap:

Ironically, Stinnett would spontaneously combust if the tears touched him, since they do get rid of cancers.

Well played TMH. Well played

[1979Shocker]

EO once ended a basketball game with a 3-point slam-dunk.

[Ricardo del Rio]

I sure hope he can play.