Daily Wit and Wisdom

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"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him." - Groucho Marx

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General: As you can see, Wichita is located in the center of this great country of ours and it means quite simply we have him surrounded. King Kung Fu ( Lance Hayes)

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"Gotta get home. Lots of new porn stacking up on the net. After all that porns not gonna download itself." Hugh Laurie as Dr House

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I was visiting with Sister Mary Catherine the other day, discussing theology, and I mentioned that I had read that Jesus had an older brother. She told me that was a misconception.

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What we have to do... is to find a way to celebrate our diversity and debate our differences without fracturing our communities.

-Hillary Clinton

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Setting people to spy on one another is not the way to protect freedom.
Tommy Douglas

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“Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live”

Charles Bukowski quote

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If there is right in the Soul, there will be beauty in the person.

If there is beauty in the person, there will be harmony in the home.

If there is harmony in the home, there will be order in the nation.

If there is order in the nation, there will be peace in the world.
~~ Lao Tzu

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I never dared to be radical when young for fear it would make me conservative when old.

— Robert Frost

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"It is true of the Nation, as of the individual, that the greatest doermust also be a great dreamer."Theodore Roosevelt

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“I believe if you’re going to bomb someone you should know them first. It should hurt when you kill someone.”
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Rick Steves

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Travel as a Political Act

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What man has sought for is, indeed, neither pain nor pleasure, but simply Life. Man has sought to live intensely, fully, perfectly.When he can do so without exercising restraint on others, or suffering it ever, and his activities are all pleasurable to him, he will be saner, healthier, more civilized, more himself. Pleasure is Nature’s test, her sign of approval. When man is happy, he is in harmony with himself and his environment. Oscar Wilde

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"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." - Eleanor Roosevelt

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You’ve got to be good or as bad as the devil. ... Even if we had two, three days off I still had to blow that horn a few hours to keep up the chops. Louis Armstrong

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• Hawkeye: War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.
• Father Mulcahy: How do you figure, Hawkeye?
• Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
• Father Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe.
• Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chalk full of them - little kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander

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