Daily Wit and Wisdom

[wufan]

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
Will Rogers

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That's a good one! I might have to use that.

[kcshocker11]

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
Will Rogers

[SB Shock]

"We're lost. But we are making good time." -- Yogi Berra

[SB Shock]

"I weigh too much because I eat too much.” — New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie

[kcshocker11]

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
Will Rogers

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[ShockBand]

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
Will Rogers

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Retrograde inversion.

[kcshocker11]

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will Rogers

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[kcshocker11]

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.
Will Rogers

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[kcshocker11]

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
Will Rogers

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[kcshocker11]

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
Will Rogers

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[kcshocker11]

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.
Will Rogers

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[kcshocker11]

Dream and give yourself permission to envision a You that you choose to be.
Joy Page

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[kcshocker11]

Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
William Wallace

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[kcshocker11]

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?
Ernest Hemingway

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[kcshocker11]

suppose you were an idiot, and then suppose you were a member of congress. But, i repeat myself.
-Mark Twain

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