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  • The richest man is not the one who has the most, but the one who needs the least...

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    I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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      "It has become clear that if a person writes the expression 'party of swindlers and thieves' in their blog then they are a stupid sheep getting f****d in the mouth :)"--Russian President Dmitry Medvedev

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        A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
        Theodore Roosevelt
        I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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          Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work at hand. The sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus.
          Alexander Graham Bell
          I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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            Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread.
            Francis Bacon
            I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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              Give me a highly successful unionized industry.
              Jack Welsh
              I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                I've made all my money on my own without my family and I work very hard.
                Paris Hilton
                I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                  Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.
                  Clarence Darrow
                  I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                  • The Big Lebowski: What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?
                    The Dude: Dude.
                    The Big Lebowski: Huh?
                    The Dude: Uhh... I don't know sir.
                    The Big Lebowski: Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man?
                    The Dude: Hmmm... Sure, that and a pair of testicles.
                    I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                    • I'm in the private sector, and Obama is not my boss, so I feel like I can call him whatever I like. The only such things that would fit past the PG filter of this site would probably be "destroyer of our economy", "King of Unemployment Creation", "an Epic Mistake", "Czar of low approval ratings" and "absolutely clueless when it comes to job creation and small business development."
                      -- DoubleJayAlum

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                        One of the problems the internet has introduced is that in this electronic village, all the village idiots have internet access.
                        Peter Nelson
                        I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                          "I would think that if you understood what Communism was, you would hope, you would pray on your knees, that we would someday become communists."
                          --Jane Fonda

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                            If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
                            Theodore Roosevelt
                            I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                            • From the Latin motto - "si vis pacem para bellum. If you wish for peace, prepare for war." Unknown.

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                              • Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
                                H.L. Mencken
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                                I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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