Daily Wit and Wisdom

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The music that is played on the radio all the time or written about in magazines has nothing to do with musicianship.
Dweezil Zappa

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You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy.
Charles Manson

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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
Rodney Dangerfield

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Concern should drive us into action and not into a depression. No man is free who cannot control himself.
Pythagoras

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If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you. Paul Newman

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As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett

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Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
P. J. O'Rourke

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Many of my friends were blacklisted. America should be ashamed of it forever.
Richard Widmark

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[SB Shock]

James Carville acerbically noted, given a choice between watching an Obama speech and a G.O.P. debate, “I’d watch the debate, and I’m not even a Republican.”

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The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
Flip Wilson

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[SB Shock]

"You Are The Only Folks Keeping The Barbarians From the Gates"

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By the time we've made it, we've had it.
Malcolm Forbes

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If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.
Muhammad Ali

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Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
Robert Orben

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[SB Shock]

"Those who have long enjoyed such privileges as we enjoy, forget in time that men have died to win them" - Franklin D. Roosevelt