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  • A cold in the head causes less suffering than an idea.
    Jules Renard
    8)
    I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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    • He is a Governor that governs his Passions, and he a servant that serves them -- Ben Franklin

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      • Remember, even if you win the rat race - you're still a rat
        anonymous
        8)
        I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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        • I didn't plan on rock-n-roll. I wanted to learn jazz; I got to know some people doing rock-n-roll with jazz, and I thought I could make some money playing music.
          Robby Krieger
          I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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          • "Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men."
            — Martin Luther King Jr.

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            • Struggle is a never ending process. Freedom is never really won, you earn it and win it in every generation.
              Coretta Scott King
              8)
              I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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              • Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up.
                anonymous
                8)
                I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                • Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
                  Buddha
                  8)
                  I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                  • Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
                    George Edward Woodberry
                    8)
                    I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                    • Why put off till tomorrow what you'll never do anyway?

                      anonymous
                      8)
                      I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                      • "My grandmother died having sex. I still cry every time I watch the video."
                        - Larry Reeb on grandparents
                        8)
                        I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                        • "When I put on my uniform, I feel I am the proudest man on earth."
                          Roberto Clemente
                          8)
                          I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                          • Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
                            Frank Zappa
                            8)
                            I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                            • Middle age is when a narrow waste and a broad mind change places.
                              anonymous
                              8)
                              I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                              • We won't have a society if we destroy the environment.
                                Margaret Mead
                                8)
                                I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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