Daily Wit and Wisdom

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“The fishermen know that the sea is dangerous and the storm terrible, but they have never found these dangers sufficient reason for remaining ashore”Vincent Van Gogh

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Quiet people have the loudest minds Stephen Hawking

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"Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning." -Tommy DeVito

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“You shall love your crooked neighbour, with your crooked heart.” ~~ W.H. Auden

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“Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.”

Benny Hill

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“Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.”

Benny Hill

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The next 20 years are going to be full of funerals

D.C. on learning of Pat G.'s(Longtime bartender at Kellys Westport Inn) death

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"Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use."– Ruth Gordon

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"We are the music makers and we are the dreamer of dreams"...Love Willy Wonka

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All our knowledge has its origins in our perceptions.~ Leonardo da Vinci

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When Life knocks you down, roll over, and look at the stars...Julian Lennon

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"Opportunity dances with those already on the dance floor." -- H. Jackson Brown Jr.

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"The mind is the limit" Arnold

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“They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.” ― Andy Warhol

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"Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant."
Robert Louis Stevenson

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