Daily Wit and Wisdom

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I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
Steven Wright

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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Jay Leno

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Congress: Bingo with billions.
RED SKELTON

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You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
Milton Berle

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You cannot win if you cannot run.
Hank Stram

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In America the young are always ready to give to those who are older than themselves the full benefits of their inexperience.
Oscar Wilde

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All empty souls tend toward extreme opinions.
William butler Yeats

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[Maggie]

I do not believe that the solution to our problem is simply to elect the right people. The important thing is to establish a political climate of opinion which will make it politically profitable for the wrong people to do the right thing. Unless it is politically profitable for the wrong people to do the right thing, the right people will not do the right thing either, or if they try, they will shortly be out of office.

Milton Friedman

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He who has health, has hope; and he who has hope, has everything.
Thomas Carlyle

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i'm the koch brothers' brother from another mother!--herman cain

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Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
Henry Ford

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The most important thing about global warming is this. Whether humans are responsible for the bulk of climate change is going to be left to the scientists, but it's all of our responsibility to leave this planet in better shape for the future generations than we found it.
Mike Huckabee

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An excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him.
Oscar Wilde

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Oscar Wilde

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The minute you think you've got it made, disaster is just around the corner.
Joe Paterno

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