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  • #46
    TGIF!

    “…Some beach somewhere
    There's a big umbrella casting shade over an empty chair
    Palm trees are growing and warm breezes blowing
    I picture myself right there
    On some beach, somewhere…”

    "You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"

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    • #47


      NSFW
      There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

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      • #48
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        • #49
          Dean Martin (Foster Brooks) Comedy Hour classics…

          Dean Martin is having a drink at the bar when Foster Brooks come stumbling in. Foster doesn't even crack a smile during the skit but Dean couldn't keep it together LOL! What did you think of this classic comedy skit?


          Dean Martin is having a drink at the bar when Foster Brooks comes stumbling in. Foster is apparently an airline pilot... What did you think of this classic comedy sketch? Thanks to Barb Weyls for suggesting this video!
          "You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"

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          • #50
            How 'bout them gas prices?

            "You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"

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            • #51
              Originally posted by WstateU View Post
              How 'bout them gas prices?

              Looks pretty expensive to me....errr.....it just went up....errrr.....never mind.

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              • #52
                "You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"

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                • #53
                  For those with food allergies.
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                  Where oh where is our T. Boone Pickens.

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                  • #54
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                    • #55
                      Have you ever wondered who first uttered the phrase "You Gotta Be Shittin Me?"

                      Well, it just so happens to have originated through the Father of Our country, way back when George Washington was crossing the Delaware river with his troops.

                      There were 33 (remember this number) in Washington’s boat. It was extremely dark and storming furiously and the water was tossing them about.

                      Finally, Washington grabbed Corporal Peters (remember this name) and stationed him at the front of the boat with a lantern.
                      He ordered him to keep swinging it, so they could see where they were heading.

                      Corporal Peters, through driving rain and cold, continued swinging the lantern back and forth, back and forth.

                      Then a big gust of wind and a wave hit and threw Corporal Peters and his lantern into the Delaware .
                      Washington and his troops searched for nearly an hour trying to find Corporal Peters, but to no avail.
                      All of them felt terrible, for the Corporal had been one of their favorites.

                      Sometime later, Washington and his troops landed on the other side, wet and totally exhausted.
                      He rallied the troops and told them that they must go on.

                      Another hour later, one of his men said, 'General, I see lights ahead.' They trudged toward the lights and came upon a huge house.

                      What they didn't know was that this was a house of ill repute, hidden in the forest to serve all who came.

                      General Washington pounded on the door, his men crowding around him.

                      The door swung open, and much to his surprise stood a beautiful woman...

                      A huge smile came across her face, to see so many men standing there.

                      Washington was the first to speak, 'Madam, I am General George Washington and these are my men.
                      We are tired, wet, exhausted, and desperately need warmth and comfort.'

                      Again, the Madam looked at all the men standing there, and with a broad smile on her face, said, 'Well, General, you have come to the right place.
                      We can surely give you warmth and comfort. How many men do you have?'

                      Washington replied, 'Well, Madam, there are 32 of us without Peters.'

                      And the Madam said, 'You gotta be shittin me.'
                      "You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"

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                      • #56
                        "It's a sausage competition that I judge..."

                        "You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"

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                        • #57
                          "You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"

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                          • #58
                            The "F" Word

                            When is @#$% Acceptable?

                            There are only ten times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
                            They are as follows:

                            10. "What the @#$% do you mean,
                            we are sinking?"
                            -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

                            9. "What the @#$% was that?"
                            -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

                            8. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
                            -- Custer, 1877

                            7. "Any @#$%ing idiot
                            could understand that."
                            -- Einstein, 1938

                            6. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
                            -- Picasso, 1926

                            5. "How the @#$%
                            did you work that out?"
                            -- Pythagoras, 126 BC

                            4. "You want WHAT
                            on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
                            -- Michelangelo, 1566

                            3. "Where the @#$% are we?"
                            -- Amelia Earhart, 1937

                            2. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
                            -- Noah, 4314 BC

                            1. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
                            -- Bill Clinton, 1998
                            "You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by WstateU View Post
                              The "F" Word

                              When is @#$% Acceptable?

                              There are only ten times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
                              They are as follows:

                              10. "What the @#$% do you mean,
                              we are sinking?"
                              -- Capt. E.J. Smith

                              ...

                              1. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
                              -- Bill Clinton, 1998

                              11. "@#$%"
                              -- Bill Self, March 22, 2015
                              Kung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!

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                              • #60




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                                Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss

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