Daily Wit and Wisdom

[kcshocker11]

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.
Frank Lloyd Wright

:strawberry:

[SB Shock]

SB that photo has been shown to be a fake. It was photoshopped.

Actually it is real, the occupy movement did photoshop their own fake in response. But thanks for trying.

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[kcshocker11]

Actually it is real, the occupy movement did photoshop their own fake in response. But thanks for trying.

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Whatever!

[kcshocker11]

“There's no doubt in our minds we can play with the best teams in the country - if we play well.”

Gregg Marshall

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[60Shock]

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence
Carl Sagan

[kcshocker11]

"Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you want to be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding." -- Betty White

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[kcshocker11]

Don't be afraid to give up the good to go for the great.
John D Rockefeller

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[kcshocker11]

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
Steven Wright

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[kcshocker11]

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
Steven Wright

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[kcshocker11]

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[kcshocker11]

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby

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[kcshocker11]

I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done.

Lucille Ball

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[kcshocker11]

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.
Al Gore

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[kcshocker11]

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now.
Martin Luther King Jr

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[SB Shock]

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is
absurd. —Voltaire

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