Daily Wit and Wisdom

[SB Shock]

A government that remembers that the people are its master is a good and needed thing -- G.H.W. Bush

[wu_shizzle]

[kcshocker11]

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
Charles M. Schulz

8)

[kcshocker11]

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
Charles Darwin

8)

[SB Shock]

"I was a young man with unformed ideas. I threw out queries, suggestions, wondering all the time over everything; and to my astonishment the ideas took like wildfire. People made a religion of them." - Charles Darwin

[1979Shocker]

...the government should do for the people only what the people cannot do for themselves. - Abraham Lincoln

[WuDrWu]

The key word there being "ONLY".

Not "everything", or "what they won't do for themselves".

[1979Shocker]

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

[SB Shock]

Carlyle said "a lie cannot live." It shows that he did not know how to tell them. -- Mark Twain

[kcshocker11]

I shoot an arrow into the air, where it lands I do not care: I get my arrows wholesale!
Curly Howard

Well being as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon.
Curly Howard

8)

[SB Shock]

The heart of the fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of the wise man is in his heart -- Benjamin Franklin

[kcshocker11]

My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all.
Stephen Hawking

8)

[kcshocker11]

There are few secrets in football. So execute.”
Hank Stram

8)GO Chiefs!

[ISASO]

Don't go away mad, just go away

Tommy Lee

[kcshocker11]

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
J. D. Salinger

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