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  • I'll never forget the first time that I had sex. Of course, it helps that I still have the receipt.

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    • "You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"

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      • Well, I gotta get a new lawncare guy.

        The old one resigned, said he was tired of pickin up poop in the back yard.

        I argued that he knew that was part of the deal when he took the job.

        He replied, "yeah but that was when I thought you owned a dog!"

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        • Back when I was in community college, I usta date a stripper. She was nice, but a big girl, prolly weighed about 280-285...... worked at a joint way out on East 4th called "the Bent Pole..."

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          • Originally posted by pinstripers View Post
            Back when I was in community college, I usta date a stripper. She was nice, but a big girl, prolly weighed about 280-285...... worked at a joint way out on East 4th called "the Bent Pole..."
            "You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"

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                • Originally posted by WstateU View Post
                  My pregnant wife.

                  Fine
                  Fine
                  Fine
                  BOOM! Hangry

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                    • Originally posted by pinstripers View Post
                      No wonder Kamalala Harris wears pant suits all the time.

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                      • "You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"

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                        • "You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"

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                          • Originally posted by WstateU View Post
                            Can’t go wrong with carhartts and a hoodie.
                            People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. -Isaac Asimov

                            Originally posted by C0|dB|00ded
                            Who else posts fake **** all day in order to maintain the acrimony? Wingnuts, that's who.

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                            • "You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"

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