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Johnny football is too immature to be thrust in the position he was. He is a hell of a ball player but doesn't have the support to play like tebow off the fieldPeople who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. -Isaac Asimov
Originally posted by C0|dB|00ded
Who else posts fake **** all day in order to maintain the acrimony? Wingnuts, that's who.
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Originally posted by SirShoxAlot View PostHere comes three pages of nothing but Johnny Football talk…People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. -Isaac Asimov
Originally posted by C0|dB|00ded
Who else posts fake **** all day in order to maintain the acrimony? Wingnuts, that's who.
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A truly visionary athletic director wouldn't be poosy-footing around with scoreboard upgrades. A truly visionary athletic director would be trying to figure out how to get these features installed on Kung Wu's seat:
1) a seat warmer with an adjustable thermostat
2) a refrigerating beverage holder built into the arm of the seat to keep my soda at a perfect 35F
3) a massager built into the back of the seat
4) a service button built into the arm where I can call an attendant to bring me nachos
5) a headset jack built into the left arm, pretuned to Kennedy's show and with 60 second recorded rewind
6) a foot massager built into the floor (obviously designed to work with shoes on)
7) an ultra low power wifi antenna so that we can all simultaneously watch highlights during the boring halftime shows
8) a foot activated, noiseless fan built into the floor that shoots straight up for those nights when @pogo: or other seat mates had pregame burritos
9) the arm should have a built-in 2" air cannon that can be shot at a 60 angle for the purpose of launching a streamer and or wad of confetti
That's what a TRULY visionary athletic director would be working on.Kung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!
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Originally posted by Kung Wu View PostA truly visionary athletic director wouldn't be poosy-footing around with scoreboard upgrades. A truly visionary athletic director would be trying to figure out how to get these features installed on Kung Wu's seat:
1) a seat warmer with an adjustable thermostat
2) a refrigerating beverage holder built into the arm of the seat to keep my soda at a perfect 35F
3) a massager built into the back of the seat
4) a service button built into the arm where I can call an attendant to bring me nachos
5) a headset jack built into the left arm, pretuned to Kennedy's show and with 60 second recorded rewind
6) a foot massager built into the floor (obviously designed to work with shoes on)
7) an ultra low power wifi antenna so that we can all simultaneously watch highlights during the boring halftime shows
8) a foot activated, noiseless fan built into the floor that shoots straight up for those nights when @pogo or other seat mates had pregame burritos
9) the arm should have a built-in 2" air cannon that can be shot at a 60 angle for the purpose of launching a streamer and or wad of confetti
That's what a TRULY visionary athletic director would be working on."I not sure that I've ever been around a more competitive player or young man than Fred VanVleet. I like to win more than 99.9% of the people in this world, but he may top me." -- Gregg Marshall 12/23/13 :peaceful:
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Remember when Nancy Pelosi said about Obamacare:
"We have to pass it, to find out what's in it".
A physician called into a radio show and said:
"That's the definition of a stool sample."
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