Daily Wit and Wisdom

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Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.
Amelia Earhart

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Don't worry about it. It's just a bunch of guys with an odd-shaped ball.
Bill Parcells

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"I find that prayer works best when you have big players." -- Knute Rockne

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It isn't true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots of times, if you know how.
Bobby Darin

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Great God ! This is an awful place
Robert Falcon Scott

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God is the great mysterious motivator of what we call nature, and it has often been said by philosophers, that nature is the will of God. And I prefer to say that nature is the only body of God that we shall ever see.
Frank Lloyd Wright

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God is the great mysterious motivator of what we call nature, and it has often been said by philosophers, that nature is the will of God. And I prefer to say that nature is the only body of God that we shall ever see.
Frank Lloyd Wright

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For since the creation of the world His invisible attributes, His eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly seen, being understood through what has been made, so that they are without excuse. -Romans 1:20

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Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.
Edward R. Murrow

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“We didn’t lose the election because of me,” -- Nancy Pelosi

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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
Bill Cosby

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I don't want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar.
Bill Murray

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A basketball team is like the five fingers on your hand. If you can get them all together, you have a fist. That's how I want you to play.
Mike Krzyzewski

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Al Bundy: [heckling at a basketball game] Hey Riley, nice hair. What, you using 30-weights now? Hey Barkley! You're playing like a virgin!
Peggy Bundy: Al, you're being obnoxious!
Al Bundy: You're supposed to heckle at a game. The players love it. It shows them that you appreciate the sport.
Peggy Bundy: [heckling] Hey, baldy! Are you a real player, or did Sinead O'Conner get a tan?
[Xavier 'X-Man' McDaniel appears staring angrily at Peggy]
Al Bundy: [quietly to Peggy] No, that's the wrong guy to heckle, Peg. That's Xavier McDaniel. They call him the X-Man. He's coming this way, Peg. You don't know me!
[Xavier McDaniel runs off the court and into the stands and confronts Peggy]
Xavier McDaniel: Excuse me, but I couldn't help but overhear your little witticism.
Peggy Bundy: [points to Al] He made me say it!
Xavier McDaniel: My mistake.
[McDaniel picks up Al right out of his seat]
Peggy Bundy: Uh, you know Mr. X, I just might leave him alone. He played high school football.
Xavier McDaniel: [to Al] Didn't hear it from me. But you'll be leaving this game on a strechter!
Al Bundy: Hey, couldn't we start things off as friends? Could you help be get Shaquill O'Neal's autograph?

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They don't pay you a million dollars for two-hand chest passes.
Pete Maravich

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An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
Irv Kupcinet

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