A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.
Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman
I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman
The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman
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