Daily Wit and Wisdom

[kcshocker11]

Some folks are wise and some are otherwise.
Tobias Smollett

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[WuDrWu]

A revelation from this Dem. Governor on why the liberal agenda is being misunderstood by more than half the voters in this country:

"Ours is a complex message. The Tea Party message is pretty easy and simple," Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell told Schieffer. "We just don't have it in our make-up, in our DNA, to mislead the public".

Ed Rendell needs to lay off the fake bake and seriously look into taking a permanent dirt nap.

[SB Shock]

"Whenever a fellow tells me he is bipartisan I know he is going to vote against me." Harry Truman

[kcshocker11]

The beauty one can find in art is one of the pitifully few real and lasting products of human endeavor.
Paul Getty

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[kcshocker11]

Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be.
John Wooden

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[kcshocker11]

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.
P. J. O'Rourke

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[kcshocker11]

I'm glad I'm not Brezhnev. Being the Russian leader in the Kremlin. You never know if someone's tape recording what you say.
Richard M. Nixon

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[SB Shock]

“The person who loves you most will tell you the most truth. One of the greatest distinguishing marks of a false prophet is that he will always tell you what you want to hear, he will never rain on your parade, he will get you clapping, he will get you jumping, he will make you dizzy, he will keep you entertained, and he will present a Christianity to you that will make your church look like a Six Flags over Jesus. And keep you so entertained you are never addressed with great issues such as these:

Is God working in my life?

Am I growing in holiness?

Have I truly been born again?”



“In modern day evangelism, this precious doctrine [of regeneration] has been reduced to nothing more than a human decision to raise one’s hand, walk an aisle, or pray a “sinner’s prayer.” As a result, the majority of Americans believe that they’ve been “born again” (i.e., regenerated) even though their thoughts, words, and deeds are a continual contradiction to the nature and will of God.”

- Paul Washer

[ISASO]

Would a false prophet give you a thrill up your leg?

:posterwu:

[kcshocker11]

I know war as few other men now living know it, and nothing to me is more revolting. I have long advocated its complete abolition, as its very destructiveness on both friend and foe has rendered it useless as a method of settling international disputes.
Ernest Hemingway

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[kcshocker11]

Liberalism is, I think, resurgent. One reason is that more and more people are so painfully aware of the alternative.
John Kenneth Galbraith

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[WuDrWu]

Nothing like a Canadian born, Berkley educated, harvard teaching left wing loon that didn't produce an ounce of anything in his life telling everyone what to think.

[kcshocker11]

Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the "will of the people" goes out the window.
Bill Maher

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[WuDrWu]

Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the "will of the people" goes out the window.
Bill Maher

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This topic is about wit and wisdom. Please make sure at least one of those is included in your quotes.

[ShockTalk]

Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the "will of the people" goes out the window.
Bill Maher

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This topic is about wit and wisdom. Please make sure at least one of those is included in your quotes.

I normally don't post here, but... :good: :good: :good:

Even if Bill Maher came up with a nugget worthy of this thread's title, his name shouldn't be used with it as all credibility is lost.