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A middle-aged cowboy was drivin his Lincoln Continental up the turnpike when he came upon a lady with car trouble, pulled over alongside the asphalt.
The attractive blond lady explained that she was headed to her home in Emporia, and had already phoned Triple A to come tow her car to her mechanic in her hometown.
The cowboy responds that since he will be driving right past Emporia, he just as well give her a lift home. She accepts.
They are making conversation and she asks him if he has a horse. He answers, "yes ma'am, I reckon I have about 60 saddle horses."
"My goodness," she responds, "how many cows do you have?" Slowly, he answers, "Well, got about 800 mama cows, give or take."
She ponders this. "My my. How many bulls do you have then?"
"Well, I guess I got about 35 bulls, I get em from a guy at Ottawa." He answers, while he takes the Emporia exit.
"That's interesting" she smiles, as he pulls up in front of her house. "Would you like to come in for a cup of coffee?"
"Ma'am, I'd like to, but I gotta get down the road. I gotta meet my banker In Lawrence and I'm runnin late. I appreciate it, though."
"Alright," she says,"tell me one more thing. How do those bulls know when those cows are in season, when they are ready to get bred?"
He thinks about it for a second and answers, "Well, ma'am, I'd say it's by the smell."
She smiles sweetly and tells him, "Well, ok, , handsome, if you ever get over your cold, come back and see me.........."
The attractive blond lady explained that she was headed to her home in Emporia, and had already phoned Triple A to come tow her car to her mechanic in her hometown.
The cowboy responds that since he will be driving right past Emporia, he just as well give her a lift home. She accepts.
They are making conversation and she asks him if he has a horse. He answers, "yes ma'am, I reckon I have about 60 saddle horses."
"My goodness," she responds, "how many cows do you have?" Slowly, he answers, "Well, got about 800 mama cows, give or take."
She ponders this. "My my. How many bulls do you have then?"
"Well, I guess I got about 35 bulls, I get em from a guy at Ottawa." He answers, while he takes the Emporia exit.
"That's interesting" she smiles, as he pulls up in front of her house. "Would you like to come in for a cup of coffee?"
"Ma'am, I'd like to, but I gotta get down the road. I gotta meet my banker In Lawrence and I'm runnin late. I appreciate it, though."
"Alright," she says,"tell me one more thing. How do those bulls know when those cows are in season, when they are ready to get bred?"
He thinks about it for a second and answers, "Well, ma'am, I'd say it's by the smell."
She smiles sweetly and tells him, "Well, ok, , handsome, if you ever get over your cold, come back and see me.........."
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