Humor

[jdmee]

There is a saying that goes: "Those who plant dates do not harvest dates". That is because date palm trees take 80 to 90 years to bear the fruits.

Once a young man met an old monk planting dates and asked, "Why are you planting dates if you know you will not harvest them?"

Wisely the old monk replied with a kind smile on his face, "My Son, go eat a fat dick. The yard is mine and I plant whatever the **** I want."

[pinstripers]

A lady goes into a bar and sees a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He has the biggest feet she's ever seen. The woman asks the cowboy if what they say about men with big feet is true.
The cowboy replies, "Sure is, why don't you come back to my place and let me prove it?"
The woman figures "why not," and spends the night with him. The next day, she hands the cowboy a $100 bill.
Blushing, he says, "I'm flattered, nobody has ever paid me for my sexual prowess before."
The woman replies, "Well, don't be flattered. Take this money and go buy yourself some boots that fit ya!"

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[Kung Wu]

hahaha

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[Kung Wu]

LMAO!

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You go girl!

[MikeKennedyRulZ]

You go girl!

Bro, marry that chick already...

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