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Dave, age 80, always wanted a pair of authentic Texas cowboy boots.
So, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "notice anything different about me?"
Margaret, Age 75, looked him over. "Nope."
Frustrated, Dave stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "notice anything different now?"
Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Dave, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Dave yelled, "and do you know why it's hanging down, Margaret?"
"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
"It's hanging down, because it's looking at my new boots!!!!"
Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "should have bought a hat, Dave! Should have bought a hat."Comment
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Depends on how much she spills on the way to the seats...Originally posted by WstateU View PostComment
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Things that make you say WHY???
Naked and Afraid
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This Is How Much “Naked and Afraid” Participants Get PaidOriginally posted by WstateU View Post
According to official rules by Discovery Channel, once contestants pass the screening process, each entrant receives 5000 dollars in cash.
What could the person who underwent an ocean of physical challenges and detrimental psychological impact for 21 days in reality shows most extreme series walk away with? A car. Millions of dollars.
Unlike reality show Survivors one-million-dollar monetary prize, contestants who last the entire 21 days win no prize whatsoever (Shocked! You have every reason to).
The Discovery Channel show offers nothing but the certification that contestants can survive the wilderness.
In Naked and Afraid XL, contestants are expected to last a total of 40 days in the wilderness. You would probably assume a couple of extra days with pain and no gains (literally) will reap better monetary rewards.
You are right. Naked and Afraid XL contestants reportedly bagged 24.000 US dollars, almost five times as much as sticking around for 21 days.
Although $24.000 seems way more comforting, for many, the amount still does not cut it for all the added days of eating insects or sleeping under extreme conditions.
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Great weight loss program, though, apparently.Originally posted by 1972Shocker;n1355393You are right. [I"In God we trust, all others must bring data." - W. Edwards DemingComment
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There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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How to shave your chest hair and go viral :)
Not responsible for damage from posts that sail over the reader's head.Comment
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