Gregg Marshall letter to WSU students.

[Kung Wu]

Quoted for perpetuity as possibly the most disgusting post in the history of SN on the interwebs.

If ketchup - you're doing it wrong
If mustard - go see the doctor AND you're doing it wrong

I got a little ketchup and mustard on my pancakes last night if you know what I mean.

My meter wants to go off but not sure. My post was a simple malaprop of condom/condiment. For some reason my mind was never even close to what you came up with but you're right that is disgusting.

I think you just made Martha Stewart double dribble her drizzle all over her whipped cream...if you know what I mean.

I would just like to say, that my pure and innocent self has no idea what these guys are talking about. And for the love of all things holy, hope that @WstateU doesn't feel obligated to drop any photos in this thread any time soon.

Edit: Sorry @SHOCKvalue, didn't mean to further derail the thread. Well yes I did, but I didn't mean to disregard your post.

[1972Shocker]

I would just like to say, that my pure and innocent self has no idea what these guys are talking about. And for the love of all things holy, hope that @WstateU doesn't feel obligated to drop any photos in this thread any time soon.

Are you claiming that you were never a high school sophomore?

[Kung Wu]

Are you claiming that you were never a high school sophomore?

If that's what it takes.

P.S. Mom, if you are reading Shockernet, now is not the time to post about being excited to slide your tongue into the cream filling of a Twinkie.

[SHOXAAC]

I would just like to say, that my pure and innocent self has no idea what these guys are talking about. And for the love of all things holy, hope that @WstateU doesn't feel obligated to drop any photos in this thread any time soon.

Edit: Sorry @SHOCKvalue:, didn't mean to further derail the thread. Well yes I did, but I didn't mean to disregard your post.

Damn, I didn't make varsity...again!

[Kung Wu]

Damn, I didn't make varsity...again!

Oh you made varsity all right. My quote function was broken. Fixed that post though!

[MoValley John]

If that's what it takes.

P.S. Mom, if you are reading Shockernet, now is not the time to post about being excited to slide your tongue into the cream filling of a Twinkie.

At the same time, let's keep it classy. No jokes about sliding your Twinkie into the creamy filling of somebody's mom.

[SHOXAAC]

At the same time, let's keep it classy. No jokes about sliding your Twinkie into the creamy filling of somebody's mom.

I wonder if Finch was thinking about that while doing Stifler's mom. You know what I mean?

[shock]

[shockmonster]

It's happening again. The top 3-4 rows empty.

[AndShock]

It's happening again. The top 3-4 rows empty.

The whole arena is empty.

[Shock Therapy]

It's happening again. The top 3-4 rows empty.

Not fair. Half of the effing arena is empty. Early start time likely the issue.

[shockmonster]

It'll fill up quickly.

[Rosewood]

The student section is pathetic. We had better attendance at the Kansas colesium back in the day

[DPruett2333]

Maybe 80-85% of the GA sections are packed. Tons of student tickets went unused again tonight.

[ShockerFever]

This is now officially an issue.

Changes MUST be made. This was a ****** ESPN game on national tv against a quality opponent. WTF else more can you ask?