Any news on Wamukota?

[pinstripers]

I had sex with my third grade teacher.

[pinstripers]

It was about 2 weeks ago. She is 84 but still spry.

[shock]

My wife is a first grade teacher. Does that count?

[WSUwatcher]

This is pretty amazing -- we seem to have ventured even further afield than usual. Hope no one is spying on us.

[Ricardo del Rio]

Sex always sells.

[MoValley John]

Hey, English teachers have a libido too! Did you finish out the semester in her class?

Ummm, yeah. It was a 200 level english comp class, she was actually a GA, not a prof. All of those classes were run by GA's. I spent two years in the service, then went to college. So, when I went to the bars, I was hanging out with older people. I never thought I'd shag my future english teacher, and we both remembered! Uncomfortable first couple of weeks, but I got a B in the class. I think my performance in the sack was more of a C-.

[pogo]

Sex always sells.

But is legal only in Nevada. Should this go in the Nevada game thread?

[Tyrone Shoelace]

It's ok to be attracted to your teacher unless you are home schooled. Of course they make an exception for that in Arkansas.

[shock]

It's ok to be attracted to your teacher unless you are home schooled. Of course they make an exception for that in Arkansas.

Nope. Moms and sisters are fair game there.

[BOBB]

Ummm, yeah. It was a 200 level english comp class, she was actually a GA, not a prof. All of those classes were run by GA's. I spent two years in the service, then went to college. So, when I went to the bars, I was hanging out with older people. I never thought I'd shag my future english teacher, and we both remembered! Uncomfortable first couple of weeks, but I got a B in the class. I think my performance in the sack was more of a C-.

Never underestimate the value of a good C-.

[RoyalShock]

The title of this topic needs to be changed to, "Any news on . . . Whoa! No! TMI!"

[Ashockalypse]

I porked my english teacher.

Really, I did. I picked her up between semesters, nailed her, a few weeks later, walked into class, and low an behold, guess who I saw! It was a bit uncomfortable...

If anybody doesn't believe this, I have an old, old friend, who lived in Chicago, now living in Overland Park, Kansas, that will back me.

hey, I wanna believe. I won't be checking with your buddy. That's impressive even if you made it up.

[WuDrWu]

Never underestimate the value of a good C-.

I hear that's a grade they don't like to give out.

[Kung Wu]

@MoValley John: gave her the ol' Whammerkota, know what I'm saying. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

[MoValley John]

hey, I wanna believe. I won't be checking with your buddy. That's impressive even if you made it up.

It's really not all that impressive. She wasn't a trophy by all means. Not bad, just average. Her looks improved as closing time got closer. I mean, she wasn't "in the marching band" ugly, just "english major" plain. Not a great conquest. It simply made for a few weeks of uncomfortable classes.

Now if you want to hear hilarious and really wild, I started hanging out with this guy named Randy. He was just starting to become a part of the group I hung out with. One night, he was out on his own and made it with this chick. He liked her and was going to go out with her again. Anyway, as every guy has to do, he told us everything they did in painful detail. Everything, and they did a lot! It was wild! So a few days later, he brings this chick in to meet us. She was my buddy Doug's younger sister! That was awkward.

You cant make this stuff up. Randy kind of left the group. We still give Doug **** about it, he doesn't think it's that funny.