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**wheathead** · April 28, 2017, 02:52 PM

"Hey Gregg Marshall only tipped me 14.98% for my lousy service."

There, maybe that rumor will get this thread hummin'. It sure worked in an "off-topic" thread.

**WuShock16** · April 28, 2017, 02:55 PM

Originally posted by wichshock65 View Post

Favorite movie lines?

Go.......

Sweet dreams, son!

Don't call me son. I'm a lawyer and an officer in the United States Navy, and you're under arrest, you son of a b*****!

**ShanShock** · April 28, 2017, 02:57 PM

Hey who said Washington was not a state?
Wichita State vs. Missouri State

**Shockerman** · April 28, 2017, 02:57 PM

Maybe we should turn this back into a "bring back football thread" so we can throw insults at each other, post random and possibly fake studies that show how football is a no brainer or completely disastrous until we go over the million view mark. Or we could just glide into the finish and pop a cold one in about an hour. I'm good either way.

**wheathead** · April 28, 2017, 03:00 PM

George McFly: Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out, that he'd melt my brain.

**wheathead** · April 28, 2017, 03:03 PM

Originally posted by wheathead View Post

George McFly: Last night, Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out, that he'd melt my brain.

Speaking of Back To the Future (I said to myself), That title is very appropriate for our new conference, the old Valley of Death, is the new American. Heavy stuff....

Marty McFly: Whoa. Wait a minute, Doc. Are you trying to tell me that my mother has got the hots for me?
Dr. Emmett Brown: Precisely.
Marty McFly: Whoa. This is heavy.
Dr. Emmett Brown: There's that word again. "Heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?

**ShanShock** · April 28, 2017, 03:03 PM

"Life is like a box of chocolates- you never know what you are gonna get."

**Shockerman** · April 28, 2017, 03:04 PM

My sister in law says that her cat has AIDS and might need to be put down. I made fun of her ruthlessly until I learned there is an actual Cat AIDS disease. Oh well, I hate cats.