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Hillary Clinton claims she started wearing pantsuits because photographers were trying to get up-skirt shots…. I assure you Hillary, no soul-dead or alive-wants to see up your skirt. Not even Bill.
Hillary Clinton claims she started wearing pantsuits because photographers were trying to get up-skirt shots…. I assure you Hillary, no soul-dead or alive-wants to see up your skirt. Not even Bill.
Thats no kitty, that’s a possum.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. -Isaac Asimov
Little Johnny is sitting in class, and the teacher is going over vocabulary words.
She asks the class to use a word in a sentence. The teacher says the word is “contagious”.
Johnny is waving his arm up and down, no other students have their arms up.
The teacher figures there is no way Johnny can come up with something rude for this word, and she calls his name to use the word in a sentence.
Johnny says the other day, my dad and I were driving down the freeway and a woman was painting a billboard, she was using a very small brush.
The teacher says “what does this have to do with the word contagious?”
Johnny says “my dad turned to me and said: ‘Son it is going to take that **** ages to paint that billboard with that little brush!’”
His back story is great as well as his commentary throughout. Around 7:11 he tells a coach he was homeschooled and his mom was his teacher and football coach. He didn't get good grades because she wasn't very smart but she was a good coach :)
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