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So a Chiefs fan calls his proctologist to make an appointment.

Arrives at the office, tells the receptionist, "I'm having some pain."

"OK," she says, "go right in."

The proctologist asks him, "exactly where is the pain located?"

Guy replies, "right at the entrance."

Doc answers, "son, as long as you refer to it as the entrance, you're gonna have some pain back there."

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So a Chiefs fan calls his proctologist to make an appointment.

Arrives at the office, tells the receptionist, "I'm having some pain."

"OK," she says, "go right in."

The proctologist asks him, "exactly where is the pain located?"

Guy replies, "right at the entrance."

Doc answers, "son, as long as you refer to it as the entrance, you're gonna have some pain back there."

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A cold seat in a public restroom is unpleasant. A warm seat in a public restroom is worse.

Apparently RSVP’ing to a wedding invitation “Maybe next time,” isn’t the correct response.

Don’t irritate old people. The older we get, the less “Life in prison” is a deterrent.

Have you ever listened to someone for a minute and thought “Their cornbread isn't done in the middle.”

Aliens probably fly by earth and lock their doors.

I really don’t mind getting older, but my body is taking it badly.

It turns out that being an Adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

I miss the 90’s when bread was still good for you and no one knew what kale was.

Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror and think “That can’t be accurate.”

I want to be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

As I watch this new generation try to rewrite our history, one thing I’m sure of...it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.

I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday.

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves at the same time he does.

My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make food right in front of you. I took her to Subway.

I picked up a hitchhiker. He asked if I wasn’t afraid, he might be a serial killer? I told him the odds of two serial killers being
in the same car were extremely unlikely.

I asked my husband if I was the only one he had ever slept with. He said yes,
all the others were nines and tens. Give it a minute….

I went line dancing last night. OK, it was a roadside sobriety test... same thing.

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Hahahah, funny sound track!

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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, “You may come with us, also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind."
"Thank you for taking all of us with you.
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.
"You'll really love my place
"The grass is almost a foot high"

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Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something."
The sisters all took a seat.
"We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent, she continued.
"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back.
"I'm so tired of chardonnay."

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Disney's new film is about a transgender whale, trying to find his way in the ocean. It's called, "Maybe Dick."

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Classic Archie Bunker scene…

https://fb.watch/iLP3gULxm_/?mibextid=5zvaxg

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