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  • Originally posted by DUShock View Post
    The southern tip of Florida is the most surprising find on the map.
    A hurricane sweeping through there will swiftly solve that problem.

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    • Little late to the party, but don't walk through the deep puddles because there's going to be chain lightning and loud thunderstorms as well.
      People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. -Isaac Asimov

      Originally posted by C0|dB|00ded
      Who else posts fake **** all day in order to maintain the acrimony? Wingnuts, that's who.

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      • Oh ****, here we go again! Somebody get Noah on speed dial!!!
        There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

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        • Don't worry, I have my rubber boots ready, I have my raincoat ready. I've ordered my pizzas and Chinese food!
          There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

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          • That's great, it starts with an earthquake
            Birds and snakes, an aeroplane, and Lenny Bruce is not afraid

            Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn
            World serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs
            Feed it up a knock, speed, grunt, no, strength
            The ladder starts to clatter with a fear of height, down, height
            Wire in a fire, represent the seven games
            And a government for hire and a combat site
            Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the Furies breathing down your neck

            Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped
            Look at that low plane, fine, then
            Uh-oh, overflow, population, common group
            But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself
            World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed
            Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right
            You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light
            Feeling pretty psyched

            It's the end of the world as we know it
            It's the end of the world as we know it
            It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

            Six o'clock, TV hour, don't get caught in foreign tower
            Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn
            Lock him in uniform, book burning, bloodletting
            Every motive escalate, automotive incinerate
            Light a candle, light a motive, step down, step down
            Watch your heel crush, crush, uh-oh
            This means no fear, cavalier, renegade and steering clear
            A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies
            Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives, and I decline

            It's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone)
            It's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone)
            It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine (It's time I had some time alone)
            I feel fine (I feel fine)

            It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
            It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
            It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine (It's time I had some time alone)

            The other night I dreamt a nice continental drift divide
            Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein
            Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce, and Lester Bangs
            Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, boom
            You symbiotic, patriotic, slam but neck, right? Right

            It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
            It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
            It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine (It's time I had some time alone)

            It's the end of the world as we know it
            It's the end of the world as we know it
            It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine (It's time I had some time alone)

            It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
            It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
            It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine (It's time I had some time alone)

            It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
            It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
            It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine (It's time I had some time alone)

            (It's time I had some time alone)
            There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

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            • Originally posted by Kung Wu View Post
              Well I am no Boyscout, so take these survival tips with a grain of salt, but you better run outside and shoot all your ammo in the air or the bullets could fly around and spontaneously explode during the sharknado. If you do see any sharks, hide behind the JoCo chicks. And lastly, never EVER invite DOFO to your house.

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              • Bump.

                Damn, it's dry around here.
                Deuces Valley.
                ... No really, deuces.
                ________________
                "Enjoy the ride."

                - a smart man

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                • MoValley John, thank you for the throw back to high school/undergrad.
                  “Losers Average Losers.” ― Paul Tudor Jones

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                  • So.......

                    Anyone know the status of Dofo's goldfish pond?
                    There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

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                    • Originally posted by MoValley John View Post
                      So.......

                      Anyone know the status of Dofo's goldfish pond?
                      They all drowned!

                      "You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"

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                      • This drought sucks.
                        Deuces Valley.
                        ... No really, deuces.
                        ________________
                        "Enjoy the ride."

                        - a smart man

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                        • The radar showed that there were more false echoes west of the turnpike today. It's so dry around here that I'm parched.
                          ShockerNet is a rat infested cess pool.

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                          • Been so dry I can't remember my last wet dream

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                            • Funny!

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                              • Had 2.3 here at the house. 2 miles south they had 1/4 inch.

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