Potential Drought Relief

[ShockerGorilla]

The southern tip of Florida is the most surprising find on the map.

A hurricane sweeping through there will swiftly solve that problem.

[shock]

Little late to the party, but don't walk through the deep puddles because there's going to be chain lightning and loud thunderstorms as well.

[MoValley John]

http://youtu.be/ijzyd-N2G9o

Oh ****, here we go again! Somebody get Noah on speed dial!!!

[MoValley John]

Don't worry, I have my rubber boots ready, I have my raincoat ready. I've ordered my pizzas and Chinese food!

[MoValley John]

That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes, an aeroplane, and Lenny Bruce is not afraid

Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn
World serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs
Feed it up a knock, speed, grunt, no, strength
The ladder starts to clatter with a fear of height, down, height
Wire in a fire, represent the seven games
And a government for hire and a combat site
Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the Furies breathing down your neck

Team by team, reporters baffled, trumped, tethered, cropped
Look at that low plane, fine, then
Uh-oh, overflow, population, common group
But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself
World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed
Tell me with the Rapture and the reverent in the right, right
You vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light
Feeling pretty psyched

It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

Six o'clock, TV hour, don't get caught in foreign tower
Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn
Lock him in uniform, book burning, bloodletting
Every motive escalate, automotive incinerate
Light a candle, light a motive, step down, step down
Watch your heel crush, crush, uh-oh
This means no fear, cavalier, renegade and steering clear
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies
Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives, and I decline

It's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine (It's time I had some time alone)
I feel fine (I feel fine)

It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine (It's time I had some time alone)

The other night I dreamt a nice continental drift divide
Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein
Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce, and Lester Bangs
Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, boom
You symbiotic, patriotic, slam but neck, right? Right

It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine (It's time I had some time alone)

(It's time I had some time alone)

[1979Shocker]

Well I am no Boyscout, so take these survival tips with a grain of salt, but you better run outside and shoot all your ammo in the air or the bullets could fly around and spontaneously explode during the sharknado. If you do see any sharks, hide behind the JoCo chicks. And lastly, never EVER invite DOFO to your house.

[ShockerFever]

Bump.

Damn, it's dry around here.

[DUShock]

MoValley John, thank you for the throw back to high school/undergrad.

[MoValley John]

So.......

Anyone know the status of Dofo's goldfish pond?

[WstateU]

So.......

Anyone know the status of Dofo's goldfish pond?

They all drowned!

[ShockerFever]

This drought sucks.

[Shocker-maniac]

The radar showed that there were more false echoes west of the turnpike today. It's so dry around here that I'm parched.

[BenWSU]

Been so dry I can't remember my last wet dream

[60Shock]

Funny!

[pinstripers]

Had 2.3 here at the house. 2 miles south they had 1/4 inch.