Originally posted by wu_shizzle
Originally posted by Kung Wu
OK, so there are a few select coaches in the whole world that are actually superheroes in disguise, with real super powers (x-ray vision, telekenesis, etc). I think Super Genius Head Coach Gregg "3G's" Marshall is one of them. And his super power is: marketing.
I'm on to him though with this Charles Boozer thing! He's not after this kid for the basketball skills (although that may be a perk -- time will tell). He's after him for the MARKETING potential!
How so?
He can hear the cheer already! It's a TRIPLE entendre!! How often does THAT marketing opportunity come up?
Here it goes:
CHUCK - BOOZ! CHUCK - BOOZ! CHUCK - BOOZ!
1) CHUCK - BOOZ! -- The first cheer is the crowd yelling: "Hey coach, put in Charles Boozer!"
2) CHUCK - BOOZ! -- The second cheer is when the crowd is trying to incite a riot because the ref just blew the SAME call for the AWAY team for the 5th straight possession: "Throw your flask [at the ref]!"
3) CHUCK - BOOZ! -- The third cheer is the crowd indirectly yelling a President Beggs: "Charles Koch Arena, bring back beer sales!"
Man, SGHC3GM is good.
Really good.
I'm on to him though with this Charles Boozer thing! He's not after this kid for the basketball skills (although that may be a perk -- time will tell). He's after him for the MARKETING potential!
How so?
He can hear the cheer already! It's a TRIPLE entendre!! How often does THAT marketing opportunity come up?
Here it goes:
CHUCK - BOOZ! CHUCK - BOOZ! CHUCK - BOOZ!
1) CHUCK - BOOZ! -- The first cheer is the crowd yelling: "Hey coach, put in Charles Boozer!"
2) CHUCK - BOOZ! -- The second cheer is when the crowd is trying to incite a riot because the ref just blew the SAME call for the AWAY team for the 5th straight possession: "Throw your flask [at the ref]!"
3) CHUCK - BOOZ! -- The third cheer is the crowd indirectly yelling a President Beggs: "Charles Koch Arena, bring back beer sales!"
Man, SGHC3GM is good.
Really good.
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