Tyrone Shoelace Verbals to WSU

[top20shock]

im dieing over here with laughter

You must be dying because your not spellin' :)

[ripemupshocks]

Tyrone for President.

[moshock]

I think by "verbal" he meant that he is begging CGM to be on the team. Hey Tyrone, coach needs you to go get some gum or was that your brother (inside joke)? LOL

:wsu_posters:

[Aargh]

Re: Tyrone Shoelace Verbals to WSU

a verticle leap that enables him at 5'7" to almost touch the net, and a knowlege of the game which earned him the name "Professor Hoops"
According to Coach Marshall, having Tyrone out there is like having a couch on the floor.

Fixed it.

[forevershockerfan]

After missing much of his (LIFE) with a rash of injuries including a badly torn jock strap, hemroids, a servere case of athletes foot, and acute gastro intestinal flatulance ie: bad gas,(TMI-TMI-TMI) Tyrone has finally been granted a (RETIREMENT PLAN) and thus has 1 year eligibility remaining.
He brings a killer (DOUBLE) dribble (which he invented in the early 70's) a (LAZY) eye from anywhere inside the (SIDELINES), a verticle (HOP) that enables him at (3'12") to almost touch the (NET), and a knowlege of the game which earned him the name "Professor (TROTS)"
According to Coach Marshall, having Tyrone out there is like having a coach(NAPPING) on the floor.

A FEW NEEDED CHANGES FOR THE "REAL WORLD" OF TS IN HIS TWILIGHT YEARS. EWHAHAHAHA

[kcshocker11]

I feel better already ! We now will have the best crossover dribble in the world! :D 8) :posterwsu:

[forevershockerfan]

Who had the best crossover-----Bob Cousey with the Boston Celtics, Marques Haynes with the Harlem Globe-Trotters, Magic Johnson with the LA Lakers, or Tyrone Shoelace with, with, with---who did you play for Tyrone??????? Tyrone is Z Man!!!!!!!

[AZ Shocker]

Losing Cyphers to Utah makes getting Tyrone Shoelace even a bigger get for the Shocks! At least we get one local product!!! :yahoo:

[forevershockerfan]

Maybe FSF could become his agent and sell some autographs right away before he takes the Basketball World by Storm in His Quest to Come Back Out Of Retirement like #23 MJ did recently with the BULL----SSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!. "Show Me The Money!!!!!!!" Post #23

[SpanglerFan316]

Maybe FSF could become his agent and sell some autographs right away before he takes the Basketball World by Storm in His Quest to Come Back Out Of Retirement like #23 MJ did recently with the BULL----SSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!. "Show Me The Money!!!!!!!" Post #23

I'll give you $10 for TSL signature on a new Shocker teeshirt!! (You have to provide the shirt, of course.)

[Tyrone Shoelace]

Anyone want to buy an autograph picture of Tyrone Shoelace the inventor of the stab step, rubber neck juke, leave em in a soiled panty and a broken ankle, explosive cross-over dribble?
Contact Royal (all proceeds will be gambled at the dog track)

[RoyalShock]

Anyone want to buy an autograph picture of Tyrone Shoelace the inventor of the stab step, rubber neck juke, leave em in a soiled panty and a broken ankle, explosive cross-over dribble?
Contact Royal (all proceeds will be gambled at the dog track)

Dude, I'm not posing for any more of your pictures!!!

[Tyrone Shoelace]

royal email your address to me and I will send you an autographed picture of Tyrone Shoelace ..... no charge :good:

[rrshock]

Anyone want to buy an autograph picture of Tyrone Shoelace the inventor of the stab step, rubber neck juke, leave em in a soiled panty and a broken ankle, explosive cross-over dribble?
Contact Royal (all proceeds will be gambled at the dog track)

Aren't you a little late for the dog track?

[forevershockerfan]

At Shocker Madness last night----which of these moden day miracles would have been betta? EO gets off the helicopter, comes in arena-- and wins the dunk contest---OR----Tyrone Shoelace gets off the helicopter, crossover dribbles all the way into the arena---and then dominates the Men's scrimmage? :D :shock: