Top Ten Excuses for leaving a record setting game early

[WINGdingBALLfling]

I actually left at half time to study for a finance test :( My heart said no, but my GPA will thank me later.

[forevershockerfan]

This did not happen, but it could have. 3G recognizes a Family of 4, friends of his leaving the game tonight early so he has them over for lunch the next day. Just in case he asks why they left early, the suspicious family decides to tell him they were told they had a flat tire awaiting them in the parking lot that needed fixed while they could before the rush of the crowd going home.

Now this didn't happen either but it could of.
Sure enough, 3G asks them at the luncheon and in unison, they all mention the flat tire

Now this did not happen either, but it could of. He calls each person in that Family into another room, one at a time, and asks each of them a simple question. Which tire was flat? Yikes!!!!!!! Busted!!! It's an old trick that gets to the truth of the matter when we have excuses.

[Gary Gorilla]

Want to really stick it to all those who were stuck with the Bruce on TV

[ShoxRoxMySox]

Had to double check I left Fred off my Cousy list. Double double while matching career high assists, so low major.

[WstateU]

"My prostate was giving me fits"

[ShockerPrez]

I'm married to Hannah Davis and she falls asleep at 10:30

[WuDrWu]

I didn't want to miss Halleys comet.

Speaking of which, did anyone happen to catch the International Space Station flyover last night? It was my first time, but man was that an awesome sight, blazing a trail across a perfectly clear night sky at 17,000 miles per hour. If you're like me, and haven't (before last night) I promise you that you'll be impressed.

[SB Shock]

I needed to get home in time to watch friends on KSNW

[pinstripers]

Afraid my Cialis window was beginning to close.

[The 'hut]

I took my wife out for dinner and she had 3 cosmos and my "window of opportunity" was closing fast.

[Bluzrover]

I left my phone at home and had hurry out so I could post my thoughts about the game on SN.

[Dave Stalwart]

I was never actually aware that Gregg Marshall was approaching Ralph Miller status and when I found out at the game, I didn't really care.

[Shockers5150]

"Bush is in the game. Time to go." :)

[Shoxthemonkey]

I was never actually aware that Gregg Marshall was approaching Ralph Miller status and when I found out at the game, I didn't really care.

Bingo!! Believe it or not, many Shocker fans are not as fanatical as we are. Good luck changing that.

[jdmee]

Got a call from band camp that my daughter stuck a flute up, well never mind.