Top Ten Excuses for leaving a record setting game early

[Rixtoy1]

I just don't see you using the word lengthy in any conversation that pertains to you:)

Hey- one time in the back seat at the Starlite drive-in - and it WAS over 45 years ago. Man, have you got a memory!

[forevershockerfan]

My babysitter called. Seems they put spot remover on my dog and now he is missing. I love Spot!!!!!!!

[wufan]

I had to get to the car to listen to the KU vs KSU game. Can't miss the battle of the two D-I schools in the state.