Top Ten Excuses for leaving a record setting game early

[shoxlax]

Let's hear em'

[ShockerFever]

1. It was a blowout

[WstateU]

2. Nicotine fit

[shoxlax]

2. It was a late start and I have to work tomorrow

[Blackmag]

Had to get to the car so I could hear the post game on the radio, don't want to miss player of game and Marshall interview.

[shoxlax]

4. I have to hurry home and douche

[1972Shocker]

5. I had chili for my pregame meal.

[shoxlax]

My boss that gave me the tickets got up and left so I did too so I wouldn't show him up

[1972Shocker]

6. The guy in front of me had chili for his pregame meal.

[Blackmag]

Wife said I had to be home by 10:30

[ShockerFever]

It's going to be 1 degree colder outside if I wait to leave after the game

[WstateU]

10. QT Taquito's @ half price

[Shocker-maniac]

Forgot to take evening dose of geritol and fell asleep at the game.

Came to the game hoping to meet up with the hot rock star grandma's. Couldn't find them and said forget it and went home.

Forgot to drink prune juice and constipation was just killing me.

[Shocker-maniac]

Had to get home in time to see Merrill Teller on TV.

[shoxlax]

This is starting to get good