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[Veritas]

40-0 and National Champs. That's why they play the game. They would be LEGENDS!

[shock]

A. And then Marshall leaves, Chris Jans is named HC, staff is retained, an assistant is added and Bowles is groomed for another 10 years, at which point Marshall retires from Baylor (whose only losses come from the series started and maintained with WSU, and 10 NC losses to... WSU), Jans is hired in Lawrence to bring back a sub-300 D-1 program, DJ is named HC, AHCFVV and AHCRB help HCDJB repeat the last 10 years, an each year DJ wins the Gregg Marshall Award for most outstanding coach at a non-flagship institution, While Chris Jans wins the Wooden award for bringing KU back to the top 150. Chris jans retires, DJ is crowned emperor of the NCAA, and abolishes football because they now play players by giving them cream cheese. By year 2050, Koch arena is gone, and Charles buys China and constructs Wichita State Arena of Basketball Gods at 96 and Kellogg. Outside are the statues of the greats to play and coach basketball at WSU: Dave, Cleo, X, Antoine, Cliff, FVV (3x AA), Ron Baker, HCGGG, HCCJ, HCDJB and 10 others that brought College basketball to its knees in front of WSU. Each year, WSU plays 5 exhibition games against 4 NBA teams, and the NBA allstar team (mere formalities, WSU wins every time. These games are a joke by 2050, and the Shocker Network is calling for a mercy ruling from Supreme Lord DJ Bowles) and every four years Wichita state "plays" in the olympics. which is always just a joke so they just give WSU a gold medal. In 2051, though, the mid-major cycle ends, WSU has a few years of 20 win seasons, and Doug Gottlieb is deemed a prophet because he predicted all along that WSU was a fraud and not very good. Then in 2060, Kellen Marshall Jr is hired and returns WSU to the pinnacle and it all starts over again

[ShockerPhi]

That was... elaborate

[WstateU]

I'll take the maggot infested bird guts every time over the flaming plate of goat poop.

I'd eat them both at the same time in exchange for a WSU national championship. I know others who would help.

Maybe with a lot of ketchup... I just threw-up a little thinking about it.

[WstateU]

This is a ridiculous question!! Of course you take national championship. That's the whole point of sports, to strive to be the best. I'd give my left testicle right now for a national championship. Hell, I'd give both nuts for one and just take a testosterone supplement.

[WstateU]

Spending the rest of my days with THIS or winning the 2014 National Championship in Dallas?
Hmmm... sorry Kate, easy choice – NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!

[SHOXAAC]

That "poll" question sounds like it was asked by a third grader. They're always asking questions like, "If you had to eat one, would you rather eat a pile of maggot infested bird guts, or a flaming plate of goat poop?"

You know me tw805, if you bring enough beer, either one will wash down I suppose.

[1972Shocker]

Spending the rest of my days with THIS or winning the 2014 National Championship in Dallas?
Hmmm... sorry Kate, easy choice – NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!

I would probably die of heart attack as soon as either one happened. So either way my enjoyment would be pretty short-lived. But I think I could sustain the National Championship thrill for just a little longer so I'll take that.

[Shock Top]

Spending the rest of my days with THIS or winning the 2014 National Championship in Dallas?
Hmmm... sorry Kate, easy choice – NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!

Since your getting the NC (which means, subsequently, I would get it as well), I'll take Kate!!

Everyone wins (I just win the most)!!

[kstarheel]

Silly question but I'd take the title... those are kind of hard to win. :-)

[shocksrbest]

Can we get an addendum to B. that involves Lutz not asking any more stupid questions for that 5 year period? Would certainly make it more tempting.

How about if we win the National Championship...Lutz leaves for another job!!!!

[kochHead]

How about if we win the National Championship...Lutz leaves for another job!!!!

I believe the term for that is "win-win".

[Shoxfan11]

If we win the National Championship, I won't even care if Lutz dates Kate Upton.

[1972Shocker]

How about if we win the National Championship...Lutz leaves for another job!!!!

The vulgarity screening feature on this board doesn't work a damn! Excuse me I have to visit the little boys room and take Lutz. Still not working.

[ShockerPrez]

National championship. If that happens, we have our pick of the litter on who succeeds GM. Maybe even Scott Drew.