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[rjl]

I understand the douchebags, but what is a cheesedick? Also, are there any douchenozzles, chuckleheads or asswipes in the PNL? What about ass hats and Poindexters?

Douchebag is a description of personality, cheesedick is a description of style and attire.

Wait. Let me grab a chalkboard. I'll be right back...

[SPEShockAlum]

I understand the douchebags, but what is a cheesedick? Also, are there any douchenozzles, chuckleheads or asswipes in the PNL? What about ass hats and Poindexters?

They are related to cheesefarts. Ask @rjl: about the "fart" family sometime....

[MoValley John]

Creighton is no longer in the Valley.

Unfortunately, they've bred beyond their natural environment. Just last night I watched a special about this on Animal Planet.

[pogo]

I think we should make a statement in STL. Show the Valley we mean business. I mean, really, even with a good MSU and Bradley program, how many people not from Creighton or Wichita State go to the MVC Tourney in STL?

How many MORE Shocker fans would drive up to KC for the tournament?

Go to STL. Support our team. Support STL. Don't spend a DIME at the arena. Don't buy pop. Don't buy nachos. Don't buy hot dogs. Hit them where it hurts. Show them the power of ShockerNation.

From overhearing the beer vendors at the arena WSU fans are a bunch of cheap ba****** that won't buy beer. Back in the day the siu crowd was really drinking it up but by the same token most of them drove over for the games and did not stay overnight.

[ShockerPrez]

Also, Kansas City being in the middle of the country, I'm wondering about which sub species of douchebag is native, the Great Eastern Douchebag, or the Lesser Western Douchebag. It makes a big difference if you should cross paths with one without means of easy escape.

No, no, no. What we have here is an inbred species. Its the MoKanicus Jaywildus Tiger Douche. It is really a very interesting breed found only this region. They breastfeed from the teat of the JoCo plant for life and can sustain themselves completely on milktoast and lattes.

[Cdizzle]

Back in the day the siu crowd was really drinking it up but by the same token most of them drove over for the games and did not stay overnight.

One wonders how they got home.

[ICTShockerFan]

Yeah I really like to think by 2016 we'd have moved on.

[WstateU]

I understand the douchebags, but what is a cheesedick? Also, are there any douchenozzles, chuckleheads or asswipes in the PNL? What about ass hats and Poindexters?

Looks like I need to do some Googlin'...

[WstateU]

They are related to cheesefarts. Ask @<a href="http://shockernet.net/forum/member.php?u=339" target="_blank">rjl</a> about the "fart" family sometime....

[MoValley John]

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[DUShock]

The possible move from the Lou to KC is a day late and a dollar short. Think of the lost revenue between WSU & Creighton, not to mention the Iowa schools had this move occurred three to five years ago. Better late than never, I guess.

[wushock27]

STL is an amazing city!! I have made the 4 hour drive there about 15 times in the past 3 years to go to Cardinals games, and I spent a weekend there this past summer with the wife and kids... They loved it there!!

[RampageWSU]

Well if it moves to KC, regulars can pencil in the "Over 30 Kegger" at my house.

[shockerofandover0943]

Move it to KC. Screw the Lou. Screw the Cardinals. Screw Budweiser.

[wushock27]

Move it to KC. Screw the Lou. Screw the Cardinals. Screw Budweiser.

Well if it does move, then I guess I won't be able to make the trip because 9 hours is a little long of a drive for me....
Before you think of how easy this makes things for you, think about the fans who DON'T live in Wichita OR Kansas...