2022-23 NOMINATIONS: "Cone of Shame"

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Former RI Basketball Coach Criminally Charged in Naked ‘Fat Test' Case
North Kingstown, RI: Former Coach Charged in Naked ‘Fat Test’ Case – NECN
Published July 22, 2022 • Updated on July 22, 2022 at 11:49 am

"The criminal investigation started in November and involved interviews with more than 30 former students, as well as teachers, coaches, administrators and medical professionals. A successful Rhode Island high school basketball coach was criminally charged Thursday by authorities who say that for years he asked male student-athletes to remove their clothes while alone with him so he could check their body fat...."

Call me crazy but I think the proper way to check BMI is to pinch the ever-loving crap out of the skin on the tricep.

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Former RI Basketball Coach Criminally Charged in Naked ‘Fat Test' Case
North Kingstown, RI: Former Coach Charged in Naked ‘Fat Test’ Case – NECN
Published July 22, 2022 • Updated on July 22, 2022 at 11:49 am

"The criminal investigation started in November and involved interviews with more than 30 former students, as well as teachers, coaches, administrators and medical professionals. A successful Rhode Island high school basketball coach was criminally charged Thursday by authorities who say that for years he asked male student-athletes to remove their clothes while alone with him so he could check their body fat...."

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Time to rollout candidates of our annual “Cone of Shame” award for this season, and the nominees are…