Little Known Facts about Gregg Marshall

[1972Shocker]

I think this thread may be reaching its limits.

[Zardoz]

Actually, 3G does have a shadow, but it is so big you don't realize it.

Gregg Marshall has a shadow; we call it night.

[1979Shocker]

The Sahara desert used to be called the Sahara forest. At least it was until Gregg Marshall got done with it.

[1979Shocker]

I think this thread may be reaching its limits.

No, this thread will be over when Gregg Marshall says it is.

[ShockerPrez]

Pardon?

A refined individual as yourself has never heard the phrase, hard before beer, in the clear, beer before hard, in the yard?

[1979Shocker]

Fate doesn't want to tempt Gregg Marshall.<sup>1

1</sup>Thanks to @1972Shocker: for the idea.

[forevershockerfan]

Can 3G lead a team, develop players, and teach teamwork? You bet he can. There are those who believe he could lead a herd of stray cats to the kitty promised land and they would like it.

It is also said 3G could take our SN Dream Team to play at the D-1 level, and Creighton would still not play us if he was the Coach.

[1979Shocker]

The Sandman falls asleep when he looks at Gregg Marshall.

[jpshocker]

Medusa turned into a championship trophy when she looked at Gregg Marshall. (o)

[capnkirk]

Gregg Marshall let Al Gore take credit for the Internet.

[kcshocker11]

The internet is Gregg Marshall

[1979Shocker]

A black hole can't escape from Gregg Marshall.

[jdmee]

A refined individual as yourself has never heard the phrase, hard before beer, in the clear, beer before hard, in the yard?

I haven't heard it that way. I have heard it "Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, you're in the clear."

[wsubball04]

Gregg Marshall lost his virginity before his dad.

Jesus walked on water, Gregg Marshall can swim through dry land.

Gregg Marshall's calendar goes from March 31 to April 2, because no one fools Gregg Marshall.

[wsubball04]

If you have $5 and Gregg Marshall has $5, Gregg Marshall has more money than you.

Gregg Marshall always had sex on the first date ... Always.