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  • #61
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    • #62
      Gregg Marshall allows the selection committee to choose his team. (o)
      Kung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!

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      • #63
        Once, Gregg Marshall ate bad shellfish in Omaha. He went to the toilet to relieve himself, and thus, Creighton University was born. (o)

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        • #64
          In Gregg Marshall's alternate universe they don't play basketball anymore. All the other teams quit because they got tired of losing all the time.

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          • #65
            Mark Few lies awake at night dreaming about what it's like to be Gregg Marshall. (o)

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            • #66
              Gregg Marshall ate lead paint chips as a child. He crapped out a trophy. (o)
              Kung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!

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              • #67
                When Gregg Marshall goes to the zoo the animals have to be told not to feed him. (o)

                Gregg Marshall doesn't sleep, he waits.

                Gregg Marshall once won $100,000 playing craps with a pair of marbles. (o)
                "We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As the general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play." -Pat Williams

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by jpshocker View Post
                  When Gregg Marshall goes to the zoo the animals have to be told not to feed him. (o)
                  Hahaha, now that's a good one!
                  Kung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!

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                  • #69
                    The strongest and greatest tigers strive to have "the eye of Gregg Marshall".
                    The future's so bright - I gotta wear shades.
                    We like to cut down nets and get sized for championship rings.

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                    • #70
                      Before E. F. Hutton talks, he gets Gregg Marshall's permission.

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                      • #71
                        Gregg Marshall's 3rd grade teacher asked him, "What do you want to do when you grow up?" Marshall replied, "Win." (o)
                        Kung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!

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                        • #72
                          * Gregg Marshall sweats Gatorade. It is gathered, rebottled, and sold as an aphrodisiac all over the Midwest.

                          * Gregg Marshall is ranked 10th in the AP College Football Poll.

                          * Rome would have been built in a day....if they'd only followed his blueprints correctly.

                          * Gregg Marshall bowls overhand.

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                          • #73
                            Gregg Marshall blows bubbles with beef jerky.

                            When Gregg Marshall goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Gregg Marshalled. (o)

                            Gregg Marshall was banned from skipping rocks after the tsunami of 2008.

                            Gregg Marshall once counted to infinity....backwards....twice.

                            Death once had a near Gregg Marshall experience.

                            Gregg Marshall built the world's largest snowman out of rain.
                            "We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As the general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play." -Pat Williams

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by jpshocker View Post


                              When Gregg Marshall goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Gregg Marshalled. (o)
                              I never knew. Gregg Marshall is Particle Man.

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by jdmee View Post
                                I never knew. Gregg Marshall is Particle Man.
                                Gregg Marshall defeated Triangle Man. (o)
                                "We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As the general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play." -Pat Williams

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