Little Known Facts about Gregg Marshall

[forevershockerfan]

Once upon a time it was believed that 3G lost his American Express card and still left home without it. That same day, his horn on the Mercedes stuck on the Freeway while passing a Biker gang in downtown Atlanta, and they each held up 4 fingers at him.

[Downtown Shocker Brown]

Michael Jordan wants to be like Gregg.

M&M's dont melt in Gregg's mouth or hand unless directed to.

Gregg Marshall can make a diamond in 100 minutes.

[tropicalshox]

I'm not going to make a joke, it took Gregg Marshall two hard years to turn WSU basketball to gold. That's a few billon years faster than it takes the universe to make the stuff.

[1972Shocker]

Gregg Marshall can make a diamond in 100 minutes.

According to @ShockerPrez: he apparently does that using his butt cheeks. :welcoming:

[forevershockerfan]

When Creighton left the Valley, it has been said they told Coach Marshall 'We're free, we're free.' 3G smiled and replied, we're 4, Final 4 baybay!!!!

[kcshocker11]

Gregg Marshall had to drop out of running in the Kentucky Derby because they thought it would be unfair to the horses

[WuDrWu]

Gregg Marshall snickered at me once when I told him last October that this team would be better than last year's and that in March and April (yeah, I said April) would be a very dangerous team.


Once.

[Downtown Shocker Brown]

Gregg Marshall snickered at me once when I told him last October that this team would be better than last year's and that in March and April (yeah, I said April) would be a very dangerous team.


Once.

It is clear finally....

The only thing greater than Gregg Marshall is our own Oracle, @WuDrWu:!

[ShockerInKC]

Gregg Marshall called me before I even thought of posting this message and told me not to, because, "It's not that clever."

Gregg Marshall was right.

[1979Shocker]

We're not really here. We're only in Gregg Marshall's dreams.

[Aargh]

If a tree falls in a forest...

...Gregg Marshall hears it.

Gregg Marshall can see the forest for the trees. If there is a tree blocking his view - that tree will fall.

[1972Shocker]

We're not really here. We're only in Gregg Marshall's dreams.

Sort of a Marshall Matrix, huh! I shudder to think what is happenning when it rains though.

[SHOCKvalue]

Gregg Marshall invented the free throw. He thought it a nice concession towards opponents, since the only contested field points possible against a 3G team are paid for through blood, sweat, tears, and first born offspring.

[Kung Wu]

Sort of a Marshall Matrix, huh! I shudder to think what is happenning when it rains though.

Gregg Marshall ate both the red pill AND the blue pill.

[forevershockerfan]

As the legend goes, 3G happened by Scott City many moons ago, pulled over somewhere between the 2 traffic lights in his Mercedes. Low and behold appeared an injured (not really--it was a trick) killdeer (charadrius vociferus) diverting Marshall away from it's nest but towards a local gym chirping out "Baker, the Maker, Baker the Maker". Thus 3G walks in, and as the fable continues, there is Mr. Baker raining in 3's like a slot machine. Soon thereafter, this 'lights out shooter and solid recruit' is signed by Marshall and that same killdeer is believed to have followed them all the way to Atlanta chirping 'Final 4, Final 4.'