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  • #91
    Originally posted by SirShoxAlot View Post
    Sent, sir.
    Thanks, but I think you could have posted it that way without have violating the board guidelines.

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    • #92
      Rocks and hard places have a saying they use when in precarious situations. "We are stuck between Gregg Marshall's butt cheeks!" (o)
      "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade." Better have some sugar and water too, or else your lemonade will suck!

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      • #93
        Gregg Marshall knows what Bo dont know!

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        • #94
          Coach Marshall also taught Pecos Bill how to use a rattlesnake for a whip, how to ride his horse Widow-Maker, and how to lasso a tornado.

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          • #95
            Perhaps the most astonishing little-known fact about Gregg Marshall, especially when it comes to the national press, is that Gregg Marshall is a nice, likable guy.

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            • #96
              Originally posted by RoyalShock View Post
              Can God make a rock too heavy for Gregg Marshall to lift? (o)
              I wouldn't think so BUT......

              can Gregg Marshall make a burrito so hot that even HE can't eat it?
              "We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As the general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play." -Pat Williams

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              • #97
                Originally posted by jpshocker View Post
                I wouldn't think so BUT......

                can Gregg Marshall make a burrito so hot that even HE can't eat it?
                IDK, but I bet Lynn can!

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                • #98
                  I was asked what would happen if Punxsutawney Phil saw Gregg Marshall's shadow?

                  Nothing, Gregg Marshall doesnt have a shadow!

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                  • #99
                    Originally posted by Downtown Shocker Brown View Post
                    I was asked what would happen if Punxsutawney Phil saw Gregg Marshall's shadow?

                    Nothing, Gregg Marshall doesnt have a shadow!
                    Actually, 3G does have a shadow, but it is so big you don't realize it.

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                    • Jesus walked on water. Gregg Marshall ran. (o)
                      Kung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!

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                      • In blackjack, Gregg Marshall splits 10's, doubles down on 12, and takes insurance, and it increases his odds against the house.
                        "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade." Better have some sugar and water too, or else your lemonade will suck!

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                        • Strippers tip Gregg Marshall after they give him a lap dance.
                          "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade." Better have some sugar and water too, or else your lemonade will suck!

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                          • Gregg Marshall drinks beer before hard, and doesn't end up in the yard.
                            "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade." Better have some sugar and water too, or else your lemonade will suck!

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                            • Originally posted by Downtown Shocker Brown View Post
                              I was asked what would happen if Punxsutawney Phil saw Gregg Marshall's shadow?

                              Nothing, Gregg Marshall doesnt have a shadow!
                              Originally posted by 1972Shocker View Post
                              Actually, 3G does have a shadow, but it is so big you don't realize it.
                              Both are wrong. He only has a shadow when it suits him and no one else sees it unless he wants you to.

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                              • Originally posted by ShockerPrez View Post
                                Gregg Marshall drinks beer before hard, and doesn't end up in the yard.
                                Pardon?

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