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    I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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      I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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        I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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          "I not sure that I've ever been around a more competitive player or young man than Fred VanVleet. I like to win more than 99.9% of the people in this world, but he may top me." -- Gregg Marshall 12/23/13 :peaceful:
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          Remember when Nancy Pelosi said about Obamacare:
          "We have to pass it, to find out what's in it".

          A physician called into a radio show and said:
          "That's the definition of a stool sample."

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            I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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              I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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              • Originally posted by kcshocker11 View Post
                I like that one.
                Livin the dream

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                • Originally posted by kcshocker11 View Post
                  I think if the author doesn't feel like he/she can go to the right or to the left, the author could consider going to the front or to the back and if that still doesn't work, just slide baby slide.

                  If all else fails, you could kick and then walk it by yourself.

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                    I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                      I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                      • Just think, if Trump wins the election, it will be the first time in history that a billionaire moved into public housing vacated by a black family
                        "I not sure that I've ever been around a more competitive player or young man than Fred VanVleet. I like to win more than 99.9% of the people in this world, but he may top me." -- Gregg Marshall 12/23/13 :peaceful:
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                        Remember when Nancy Pelosi said about Obamacare:
                        "We have to pass it, to find out what's in it".

                        A physician called into a radio show and said:
                        "That's the definition of a stool sample."

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                        • Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?


                          DONALD TRUMP: We will build a big wall to keep illegal chickens from crossing the road. We will have a door for legal chickens.
                          JOHN KERRY: We will trust the chicken to tell us whether it crossed the road or not.
                          CHRIS CHRISTIE: We need to water board that chicken to find out why it crossed the road.
                          RAND PAUL: It's none of our business why the chicken crossed the road.
                          NANCY PELOSI: We will have to wait until the chicken crosses the road to see what it says.
                          CARLY FIORINA: Hilary Clinton lied about why the chicken crossed the road.
                          BRIAN WILLIAMS: I crossed the road with the chicken.
                          BEN CARSON: This isn't brain surgery... It wanted grain.
                          SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!
                          BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
                          HILLARY CLINTON: What difference does it make why the chicken crossed the road?
                          GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
                          BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
                          BERNIE SANDERS: That little chicken will pay 80% income taxes no matter what side of the road it's on. He's got to help finance free college even for those that just want a four year vacation.
                          AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
                          AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
                          "I not sure that I've ever been around a more competitive player or young man than Fred VanVleet. I like to win more than 99.9% of the people in this world, but he may top me." -- Gregg Marshall 12/23/13 :peaceful:
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                          Remember when Nancy Pelosi said about Obamacare:
                          "We have to pass it, to find out what's in it".

                          A physician called into a radio show and said:
                          "That's the definition of a stool sample."

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                            I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                              I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                                I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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