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                  Maybe not witty, but very wise!

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                          • Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.

                            She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

                            The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

                            Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.

                            She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

                            Bob has been missing since Friday.
                            I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                              "I not sure that I've ever been around a more competitive player or young man than Fred VanVleet. I like to win more than 99.9% of the people in this world, but he may top me." -- Gregg Marshall 12/23/13 :peaceful:
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                              Remember when Nancy Pelosi said about Obamacare:
                              "We have to pass it, to find out what's in it".

                              A physician called into a radio show and said:
                              "That's the definition of a stool sample."

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