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  • Not sure if this is "Daily Wit and Wisdom", but TGIF anyway!

    "You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"

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  • I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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    • I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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      • The subject of stopping the Hawaiian volcano has also come up.

        According to ancient Hawaiian tradition, the quickest way to APPEASE PELE and have the volcanic fires stop is to make

        a human sacrifice into her fires, and according to tradition, that needs to be a celebrated leader who was born in Hawaii
        and held a position of power for 8 years.



        Obama quickly announced he was actually born in Kenya, and has the Birth Certificate to prove it.
        "I not sure that I've ever been around a more competitive player or young man than Fred VanVleet. I like to win more than 99.9% of the people in this world, but he may top me." -- Gregg Marshall 12/23/13
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        Remember when Nancy Pelosi said about Obamacare:
        "We have to pass it, to find out what's in it".

        A physician called into a radio show and said:
        "That's the definition of a stool sample."

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        • I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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          • I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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              "You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"

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              • I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                • The ultimate solution to a bitterly-contested question

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                  "I not sure that I've ever been around a more competitive player or young man than Fred VanVleet. I like to win more than 99.9% of the people in this world, but he may top me." -- Gregg Marshall 12/23/13
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                  Remember when Nancy Pelosi said about Obamacare:
                  "We have to pass it, to find out what's in it".

                  A physician called into a radio show and said:
                  "That's the definition of a stool sample."

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                  • Originally posted by im4wsu View Post
                    The ultimate solution to a bitterly-contested question

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                    I see no reason to attempt to appease anyone who thinks "under" is the proper way for the TP to go.

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                      "You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"

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                      • I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                        • I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                          • I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                            • I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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